March 2012
Confession: I love Toddlers and Tiaras
Especially when I watch it with my mom
Because I get to be all “Wow look at those spoiled brats, good thing I wasn’t like that right mom?”
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
February 2012
I have listened to only 2 songs alllll day
Ich Will- Rammstein
and
I am the Doctor
and now a random GIF for your enjoyment
Reblog if your blog contains any Lord of The Rings...
spaces-between-us:
all of the above.
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I got told 5.../5/ times today to turn my iPod...
I mean
it was only up all the way
but that’s not all
one kid even had the nerve to call my music creepy
IT WAS ONLY RAMMSTEIN OKAY
GOSH
Ich versteh euch nicht!
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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WHY ARE THERE CLOWNS EVERYWHERE THEY ARE CREEPING...
excuse me
harlequins
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I am so confused
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YOU GUYS I NEED TO FIND WHERE TO READ HOMESTUCK...
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
question mark for replies?
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A Poem
I have gone through hell and back
but nothing could prepare me for the torture I was put through today
All the skills I need, I lack
And in this damned place I don’t want to stay
A drill sergeant of a woman called out my name
as I weakly replied with “here”
She pointed to a seat with a grimy long finger
“Sit there” she said with a sneer
Three long dreary...
WTF TUMBLR CHANGED
IT IS NOW PART OF THE GROUP
LIKE FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE
THAT CHANGES THINGS
EVEN WHEN EVERYTHING IS PERFECT
UGH
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Follow this blog for all the bet and craziest... →
thesillygill:
frozen-days-we-set-ablaze:
martinfreejam:
I am sobbing. hot topic employee, prostitute, Vietnamese nail lady
IT’S BACK
God
llama herder
ninja
bitch on heat
made of swiss chocolate
dutch rockstar
lumberjack
Will you be my valentine? If no, blink. If yes,...
most-awkward-moments:
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
Moriarty’s Sir Boast A...
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OMG. DYING. I. CAN'T. BREATHE.
my dog is asleep on the middle of the floor.
Now understand, she is the most neurotic dog I have ever met. She wouldn’t stand a chance against a chihuahua even though she’s about 2.5 times bigger than one.
She’s lying in the middle of the floor
barking and growling
in her sleep
and it the the funniest most adorable thing ever
I CAN’T
OH MY GOSH
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
captain-kreisspants:
captaindove:
#i nearly threw up when i looked at this #SPACE IS SCARY
SPACE: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
holy fuck
Paint your own nebula! →
oh my god
my eyes
the beauty
it burns
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind. But now all your love is wasted, and then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch, and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap, and you are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me
Rise Against: Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up? Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck? Are we getting closer or are we just getting more lost? I'll show you mine if you show me yours first. Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse. Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words. We live on front porches and swing life away, we get by just fine here on minimum wage. If love is a labor I'll slave til the end. I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand.
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out. It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin, standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe.
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Looked up "Sebastian"on urban dictionary
found the following:
-whatever you do, don’t tickle Sebastian.
-why?
-because he will punch you in the face
Apparently I am also a God. With the face of an angel and a body of gold.
I FORGOT I HAD MATH HOMEWORK OKAY OKAY I HAVE TO...
THERE IS AN ENTIRE SHOW ON ANIMAL PLANET DEDICATED...
just saw the commercial
dead
asddfgfghjhkjlk;akfljhsadlkshgalkgjh
that is the cutest thing I have ever laid my eyes on
the kittens
it’s a show about martin freeman you guise
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
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