Señor Psychopath

May 24

kvothetheraving asked: A, R, Y

A.  The last dream I had, in detail

oh man

I can’t even remember

R.  Something you get re-embarrassed about every time you think of it

Already Answered

Y.  You win a holiday for yourself and 3 other people, who do you take and why?

Well, I’d take Michelle and Denise

Shay could be the chauffeur, and Rebekah could fit in a suitcase.  

We’d go to the lost city of Atlantis

and also the Moon 

thesentienthat asked: You are amazing, brilliant, beautiful. I think you're wonderful and I enjoy every minute I spend talking with you Cheesy as it sounds I would give up my life for you, and you are one of my awesomest friends You are so fun to talk to and squee with and I wish I could show you how you seem to me because I hold you in very high regard. Because you truly are wonderful and gorgeous and this post will be cut short soon because of the character limit; so summary: I love you. You're worth sosososo much.

YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

STOP BEING SO PERFECT OKAY

*GROSS.  SOBBING.*

4cid-barbies:

uglycult:

ifihadeyess:

hommegurl:

runawayontherunway:

alexisbelon:

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit. 

One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.

holy shit

i wonder what was going through her head at that moment
love

4cid-barbies:

uglycult:

ifihadeyess:

hommegurl:

runawayontherunway:

alexisbelon:

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit. 

One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.

holy shit

i wonder what was going through her head at that moment

love

(via winwhistle)

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

(Source: allenfuckingbishopman, via lizarella)

Anonymous asked: O, P, and Q

O.  Something you’re insecure about

well hell, where do I even begin?  How about with everything.

P.  3 wishes you’d make right now.

Ancient psychic tandum war elephant, no rules on wishing, unlimited wishes

Q.  Your phone pings, who are you hoping it’s from and why?

uhm…..Probably….nobody….I don’t know

agh

chicagotransitauthority asked: like, holy shit anons, do you not know what the bases are? a hand was on a boob. given she's 14 (or are you 15 now?) i'd say thats perfectly normal.

I’m 14

typo on blog info

too lazy to change

but yeah

I know people who have done far worse so I think I’m okay

consultingknight asked: You are amazing, beautiful, lovely, intelligent, brave, awesome, kind, bloody brilliant, and every single positive adjective in the dictionary and beyond in every language in the universe. You are human. And I love you, flaws and all. You are such a great friend, who is an awesome listener and who gives even cooler advice. I really do love you. It saddens me that you don't see you like I see you. I want you to be happy for a long time. :) I love your smile and your laughter.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love you so much like you don’t even know *gross sobbing*

Anonymous asked: You are worth my time.

why thank you <333

But, it’s just /different/ when it’s a guy.  that is not anonymous.

Anonymous asked: do you just mean somone in general or a specific person

uhm

well

Kyler

chicagotransitauthority asked: i don't really understand how more detailed that has to be. Its descriptive enough for me to know exactly what happened. whatevs

THANK YOU

AHHHHHHHHHH

I FELT AWKWARD ENOUGH SAYING JUST THAT

SLKJGHLKJZZHLKJFB

Anonymous asked: T, T, T, T, T, T, and T. Also T.

NO NO NO NO NO NO AND NO.  ALSO NO

Anonymous asked: Depens on what the happines is

having someone who is always there to just tell me I am worth someone else’s time.

having someone who will compliment me and tell me they love me and just /be/ with me

just, happiness

Anonymous asked: Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

it’s okay

I have a child leash

Anonymous asked: Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

hey

it’s free

stop complaining

Anonymous asked: Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

you’re welcome